I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it on the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.
With ease,
KAZe
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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___